how do I trick someone into falling in love w me Askin for a friend
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
everyone stop being mean
look at this dog
he thinks this whole parade is his parade
what a happy lil pup
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor