feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: feathor)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(Source: gutter-whoress)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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kingsleyyy:

Pharrell got niggas like

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time


(Source: pleatedjeans)


barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

acidxxdreams:

euo:

Someday I hope to be hot enough that somebody pretends to be me online

goals


(Source: bricesander)